Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420.
420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one.
I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
and i’ll tell you when i have to poop.