Shit Just Got Real

fagdral:

theanti90smovement:

Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420.

420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one.

I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER

(via boosummers)

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 

(via chevasiaaa)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay, via kelseykuntagious)

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

melesbian:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

and i’ll tell you when i have to poop. 

(via romonaforever)

skymalarky:

Freedom Writers (2007)

(via pigeonman-flying)

bass-with-a-bowtie:

pokemon-personalities:

I finished my essay about Nintendo!!!!

VICTORY SCREECH

(via pigeonman-flying)